WARNING TIME IS THE TIME WE LOVE THE BEST
Dear gentle reader
As philosopher and general naughty person, Stephen Fry
once said, gratuitous sex and violence is very important when attempting to ruthlessly subvert family values.
In this story there will be use of expletives. So basically
if you have never put the letters K. U. C. and F. together in any meaningful way just imagine that if you see them grouped
together it means something along the lines of ‘oh dear, I forgot the let the cat out. Poor Pussykins.’ So every
time someone says a word involving those letters they are just deeply deeply concerned about their cat.
If you do know what those letters could possibly form
and don’t approve – when you come to that part of the story – shut your eyes. That works for me every time.
There are also some rather nasty insinuations and a bit
of ‘whacking’ as that Amish chick from the Harrison Ford movie Witness called it.
If you are still a bit confused and are wondering just
exactly what all this contract business was about go and read the excellent companion story by Troopercam, called Lifeline.
It is on Just type in Troopercam into the ff search engine.