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By Betz88

HAPPY HAPPY HORMONE

With the females of this clinic I wish to pick a bone.
My anatomy is private and up to now unknown.
I don't know why they're smitten, 'cuz I'm not some fuzzy kitten,
And I wish they'd leave my sexy butt alone!
I'm here to do my duty, not to be some sweet patootie,
Tho I've been classed as "booty" by every curvy cutie;
Leave your mitts off my erogenous zone!
If you want to shake and shimmy, go away and go find Jimmy!
It's him who's got the hot and hunky bod.
My leg is sore and I'm a wreck, so beat it or I'll break your neck.
It's Wilson's got the hots for every broad!
Other doctors might get jealous or be highly overzealous.
I refuse to play that game if facts be known.
I won't get "buddy buddy" with a goofy broad like Cuddy,
Or swim upstream in my own testosterone.
I hear I'm a sexy fella, but in truth I'm kinda yella.
If they fondle me perhaps I'd gasp and groan.
So I'm sorry to refuse it, but my leg hurts if I asbuse it ...
And I've never made a happy whore moan!

But I'm the sexiest coward that you have ever known!
Yummy!

Feed the poet!

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