HAPPY HAPPY HORMONE
With the females of this clinic I wish to pick a bone.
My anatomy is private and up to now unknown.
don't know why they're smitten, 'cuz I'm not some fuzzy kitten,
And I wish they'd leave my sexy butt alone!
to do my duty, not to be some sweet patootie,
Tho I've been classed as "booty" by every curvy cutie;
Leave your mitts
off my erogenous zone!
If you want to shake and shimmy, go away and go find Jimmy!
It's him who's got the hot and hunky
My leg is sore and I'm a wreck, so beat it or I'll break your neck.
It's Wilson's got the hots for every broad!
doctors might get jealous or be highly overzealous.
I refuse to play that game if facts be known.
I won't get "buddy
buddy" with a goofy broad like Cuddy,
Or swim upstream in my own testosterone.
I hear I'm a sexy fella, but in truth
I'm kinda yella.
If they fondle me perhaps I'd gasp and groan.
So I'm sorry to refuse it, but my leg hurts if I asbuse
And I've never made a happy whore moan!
But I'm the sexiest coward that you have ever known!