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Hello! I am Sanlin—a notorious Night Owl, humorist, poet and lyricist. I write song parodies for “House.” Additionally, I have two ‘cap-toons’ I’ve been playing with: the Plot Bunnies and the Saga of the Feeble Empire at http://photobucket.com/albums/y23/Sanlin/?  Feedback makes my Muses happy, and “a happy Muse is a helpful Muse.” :-) I hope you have as much fun reading these works as I’ve had writing them. :-)

 
Songs:
Title: Zero

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (references to drug use.)

Spoilers: “Pilot,” “Damned If You Do”

Summary: Song parody based on Nickelback’s “Hero.” People talk. What do ‘they’ say about House?

 

Title: James Wilson

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Friendship, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: General, for episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on “Brian Wilson” by the Barenaked Ladies. This is an early speculative piece about Doctor House and Doctor Wilson.

 

Title: Tell Another

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug and alcohol references.)

Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, for early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Tracy Chapman’s “For My Lover.” The things people do for love…

 

Title: His Patients Lie

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug use.)

Spoilers: General, for early episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on The Who’s “Behind Blue Eyes.” House is a man of mystery. What’s going on “behind blue eyes?”

 

Title: Trivialities

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug use.)

Spoilers: General, for early episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Aldo Nova’s song “Fantasy.” Don’t bother House with trivialities…

 

Title: Addictive Habits

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug use).

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit.” Have a puzzling medical case? Go ask Gregory…

 

Title: Annoyed By Curing Fools (Doctor House)

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Humor

Warnings: Language (drug use and mildly suggestive.)

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Robert Palmer’s “Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor).” House has a low pain threshold for morons and fools…

 

Title: The Ducklings In Their Cute White Lab Coats

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug use.)

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Trooper’s “Boys In The Bright White Sports Car.” House’s Ducklings wonder how their boss does his thing…

 

Title: Dont Waste House's Time With Trivial Things

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on the song “My Favorite Things” from the musical “The Sound of Music.” For most clinic patients, the job could be done by “a monkey with a bottle of Motrin…”

 

Title: Dealing With Cuddy

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (reference to alcohol.)

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Joni Mitchell’s “Big Yellow Taxi.” It’s not easy getting House to do clinic duty or see new patients…

 

Title: Next Week

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13 (parents strongly cautioned—not appropriate for minors.)

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (mature/suggestive content, suggestive sexual reference, swearing, and references to drugs and alcohol.)

Spoilers: Scattered, for early episodes already broadcast.

Summary: Song parody based on the Barenaked Ladies’ song “One Week.” Like Mick Jagger House is a rock star… Okay he’s not a rock star. But he is an awe-inspiring diagnostician.

 

Title: House's Song

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (swearing.)

Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on “Superman’s Song” by the Crash Test Dummies. House may not be soft, but he’s stubborn…

 

Title: His Inner Defences Are Starting To Fall

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick In The Wall.” Breaking down the walls House has built up around himself isn’t easy…

 

Title: When Doctor House Can't Sleep

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Friendship, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on “The Ghosts That Haunt Me” by the Crash Test Dummies. If you ever have a medical mystery, House is the man to see…

 

Title: Waiting For The Show

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Humor

Warnings: Language (drugs and alcohol.)

Spoilers: N/A

Summary: Song parody based on “Not Ready To Go” by The Trews. Anticipating new episodes of “House…”

 

Title: Teardrops Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: “Pilot”

Summary: Song parody based on “House’s” theme song “Teardrop” by Massive Attack. Nothing stops desire…

 

Title: He'll Insult You As He Cures You

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (drug reference.)

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on “Baby Can I Hold You” by Tracy Chapman. Don’t expect House to coddle patients…

 

Title: Just A Man

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on Five For Fighting’s tune “Superman.” House wants honesty, not pity…

 

Title: Mercifully Numb

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst

Warnings: Language (drug reference.)

Spoilers: General, early episodes.

Summary: Song parody based on “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd. Speculation on the backstory for House’s infarction.

 

Title: Don't Like My Opinion?

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: Rated ‘R’

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: Language (references to drugs, swearing and mature subject matter), Violence

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Smash Mouth’s “Walking On The Sun.” Don’t like House’s opinion? Get a second one!

 

Title: Something

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: “DNR;” general, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on the song “One Thing” by Finger Eleven. House has “one thing.”

 

Title: He's Blue

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Eiffel65’s tune “Blue.” House is blue.

 

Title: Everyday You Remind Me

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Friendship

Warnings: Language (suggestive language regarding drugs and alcohol.)

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Nickelback’s song “How You Remind Me.” There’s no “happily ever after” in this story…

 

Title: Doctor House, Why All The Gloom

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Humor

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: Scattered, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on the Moody Blues’ “Dr. Livingston, I Presume.” We all need someone like Wilson…

 

Title: While the Rest of the World Dreams

Status: Finished

Type: Gen

Rating: Rated ‘R’

Category: Angst, Friendship

Warnings: Language (adult themes and explicit language.)

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Green Day’s “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams.” House walks alone…

 

Title: Hotline for House (Link Coming Soon)

Status: Finished

Type: Gen, Het, Pre-Slash (potential)

Rating: Rated ‘R’

Category: Angst, (Established/Past) Relationship, Humor, Pre-Slash (potential)

Warnings: Kink (suggestive language and mature subject matter), Language (adult themes, suggestive lyrics and explicit sexual language.)

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired; future, for new cast member and casting ‘sides’ up to end of season one.

Summary: Song parody based on AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell.” There should be a ‘Hotline for House…’

 

Title: You Saved My Life (Link Coming Soon)

Status: Finished

Type: Gen, Pre-Slash (potential)

Rating: PG-13

Category: Angst, Friendship, Pre-Slash (potential), Relationship (potential)

Warnings: N/A

Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.

Summary: Song parody based on Creed’s song “My Sacrifice.” What Wilson means to House…