Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (references to drug use.)
Spoilers: “Pilot,” “Damned If You Do”
Summary: Song parody based on Nickelback’s “Hero.”
People talk. What do ‘they’ say about House?
Title: James Wilson
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: General, for episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on “Brian Wilson” by the Barenaked
Ladies. This is an early speculative piece about Doctor House and Doctor Wilson.
Title: Tell Another
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug and alcohol references.)
Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, for early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Tracy Chapman’s “For My
Lover.” The things people do for love…
Title: His Patients Lie
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug use.)
Spoilers: General, for early episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on The Who’s “Behind Blue
Eyes.” House is a man of mystery. What’s going on “behind blue eyes?”
Title: Trivialities
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug use.)
Spoilers: General, for early episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Aldo Nova’s song “Fantasy.”
Don’t bother House with trivialities…
Title: Addictive Habits
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug use).
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Jefferson Airplane’s “White
Rabbit.” Have a puzzling medical case? Go ask Gregory…
Title: Annoyed By Curing Fools (Doctor House)
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor
Warnings: Language (drug use and mildly suggestive.)
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Robert Palmer’s “Bad Case
of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor).” House has a low pain threshold for morons and fools…
Title: The Ducklings In Their Cute White Lab Coats
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug use.)
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Trooper’s “Boys In The
Bright White Sports Car.” House’s Ducklings wonder how their boss does his thing…
Title: Dont Waste House's Time With Trivial Things
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on the song “My Favorite Things”
from the musical “The Sound of Music.” For most clinic patients, the job could be done by “a monkey with
a bottle of Motrin…”
Title: Dealing With Cuddy
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (reference to alcohol.)
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Joni Mitchell’s “Big Yellow
Taxi.” It’s not easy getting House to do clinic duty or see new patients…
Title: Next Week
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13 (parents strongly cautioned—not appropriate for
minors.)
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (mature/suggestive content, suggestive sexual
reference, swearing, and references to drugs and alcohol.)
Spoilers: Scattered, for early episodes already broadcast.
Summary: Song parody based on the Barenaked Ladies’ song “One
Week.” Like Mick Jagger House is a rock star… Okay he’s not a rock star. But he is an awe-inspiring diagnostician.
Title: House's Song
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (swearing.)
Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on “Superman’s Song”
by the Crash Test Dummies. House may not be soft, but he’s stubborn…
Title: His Inner Defences Are Starting To Fall
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: “Pilot;” general, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick
In The Wall.” Breaking down the walls House has built up around himself isn’t easy…
Title: When Doctor House Can't Sleep
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on “The Ghosts That Haunt Me”
by the Crash Test Dummies. If you ever have a medical mystery, House is the man to see…
Title: Waiting For The Show
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor
Warnings: Language (drugs and alcohol.)
Spoilers: N/A
Summary: Song parody based on “Not Ready To Go” by The
Trews. Anticipating new episodes of “House…”
Title: Teardrops Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: “Pilot”
Summary: Song parody based on “House’s” theme song
“Teardrop” by Massive Attack. Nothing stops desire…
Title: He'll Insult You As He Cures You
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (drug reference.)
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on “Baby Can I Hold You” by
Tracy Chapman. Don’t expect House to coddle patients…
Title: Just A Man
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on Five For Fighting’s tune “Superman.”
House wants honesty, not pity…
Title: Mercifully Numb
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Warnings: Language (drug reference.)
Spoilers: General, early episodes.
Summary: Song parody based on “Comfortably Numb” by Pink
Floyd. Speculation on the backstory for House’s infarction.
Title: Don't Like My Opinion?
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: Rated ‘R’
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Language (references to drugs, swearing and mature subject
matter), Violence
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Smash Mouth’s “Walking
On The Sun.” Don’t like House’s opinion? Get a second one!
Title: Something
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: “DNR;” general, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on the song “One Thing” by
Finger Eleven. House has “one thing.”
Title: He's Blue
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Eiffel65’s tune “Blue.”
House is blue.
Title: Everyday You Remind Me
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Friendship
Warnings: Language (suggestive language regarding drugs and alcohol.)
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Nickelback’s song “How
You Remind Me.” There’s no “happily ever after” in this story…
Title: Doctor House, Why All The Gloom
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Humor
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: Scattered, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on the Moody Blues’ “Dr. Livingston,
I Presume.” We all need someone like Wilson…
Title: While the Rest of the World Dreams
Status: Finished
Type: Gen
Rating: Rated ‘R’
Category: Angst, Friendship
Warnings: Language (adult themes and explicit language.)
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Green Day’s “Boulevard
Of Broken Dreams.” House walks alone…
Title: Hotline for House (Link Coming Soon)
Status: Finished
Type: Gen, Het, Pre-Slash (potential)
Rating: Rated ‘R’
Category: Angst, (Established/Past) Relationship, Humor, Pre-Slash
(potential)
Warnings: Kink (suggestive language and mature subject matter), Language
(adult themes, suggestive lyrics and explicit sexual language.)
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired; future, for new cast member
and casting ‘sides’ up to end of season one.
Summary: Song parody based on AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell.”
There should be a ‘Hotline for House…’
Title: You Saved My Life (Link Coming Soon)
Status: Finished
Type: Gen, Pre-Slash (potential)
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst, Friendship, Pre-Slash (potential), Relationship
(potential)
Warnings: N/A
Spoilers: General, episodes already aired.
Summary: Song parody based on Creed’s
song “My Sacrifice.” What Wilson means to House… 
