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By Sanlin70

"James Wilson"

This parody is based on the tune “Brian Wilson” by the Barenaked Ladies. (Don’t you think Doctor House would enjoy saying that band’s name around his boss, Cuddy, just to annoy her? LOL) Link to original song lyrics: http://www.7ofseven.com/show_lyrics.php?song=15177 For the younger folks who are thinking: “Okay, who is Brian Wilson?” Here’s: “Everything you ever wanted to know about [this former member of The Beach Boys] but were afraid to ask…” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Wilson Note: I’m going heavy on speculation for this parody since there’s so much we don’t know about the characters, yet. (But, that’s the fun part, isn’t it? ;-) )

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“James Wilson”

Drove to the hospital with James early in the morning light
Just to make sure the Ducklings haven’t stopped
Learning their lessons—they act so impulsive and think I’m insane.
But that won’t make me stop.

They need to trust their instincts, not just conditioning
Or relying solely on facts.
It takes more to do this job
Than memorizing textbooks well so they can regurgitate meaningless facts.
Dr. Cuddy’s not cut out to be a pedagogue
So right now I’m

[Chorus]
In my office, instead, staring at James Wilson’s head
As he balances out my sarcasm with warmth, instead

So we’re sitting here going through paperwork and files
And I’m thinking about what to tease Cameron about.
Just enjoying Wilson’s easy manner and smile
And imagining what the Ducklings believe we’re talking about
Because I am

[Repeat Chorus]

If Cuddy wants to find me, she’ll have to think like a fox.
Right now she’s probably wondering where I’ve gone.
Toying with her and keeping her on the run
Can be such fun—yes, it’s fun

[Repeat Chorus]

Sometimes I dream when no one else is around
About when my life wasn’t so heavy.
Wilson and his wife-of-the-day were around
And it was long before my thigh infarction wasn’t found.
He was there to help me when I couldn’t get around
And he still treats me like he’s found
Something good inside of me because I’m

[Repeat Chorus]

Drove back home with James after our shifts ended tonight.
He checked if I needed anything as he dropped me off.
He doesn’t think I’m repulsive but jokes I’m insane.
I hope his friendship never stops.

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