I am, *just* barely, a ‘child of the 60’s.’
Or: post-Beatles, pre-Disco as I often lament. LOL So, I got to listen to a lot of great bands including Jefferson Airplane
(which later morphed into Jefferson Starship and then just plain Starship before leaving the Earth’s musical orbit completely
LOL). Here’s a take on the classic tune “White Rabbit.” Link to original lyrics: http://www.babaganoo.com/songs/white.html
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“Addictive Habits”
He has Vicodin for the
pain
And a cane so he doesn’t
fall
But the ‘pills’
he gave that hypochondriac
Don’t cure anything
at all
Don’t expect House
To care about a medical
problem that’s small
And if he’s developed
addictive habits
They don’t make
him stoned at all
But, just in case, don’t
let him handle catheters
Or invite him to donors’
black-tie Balls
Call House
When patients’ symptoms
don’t make sense at all
When House notes something’s
“weird”
Just follow him wherever
he goes
Because he’s probably
had a brilliant insight
After watching “General
Hospital,” his favourite show
Go ask Gregory
He’s the one who
will know
When false logic and witnesses’
distortions
Make medical problems
come to a head
And Cuddy is talking caustically
About hiring ‘Marcus
Welby’ instead
Remember what House’s
protégés said:
It’s better to be
cured by a doctor
With no concept of “bedside
manner”
Than give business to
the coffin makers instead
