Here’s one based
on an old Trooper song, “Boys In The Bright White Sports Car.” Original lyrics link: http://www.trooper.ca/default.php?cat=lyrics&subcat=70
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“The Ducklings In
Their Cute White Lab Coats”
They’re not dumb
The Ducklings in their
cute white lab coats
Ignoring House’s
hostile glares
Because he’s smarter
and wiser than they are
At solving medical cases
that are bizarre
It’s House’s
show
So he can make cutting
remarks that might leave scars
While flirting with some
of the girls
And dealing with patients
he can’t stand
He’s Gregory the
diag-nos-tic-i-an
“How does House
know?”
Is what the Ducklings
are really thinkin’
Because the ball is never
dropped
Even when he’s been
taking Vicodin, Vicodin
Wilson said House’s
“smugness is so attractive”
And he has to do all the
sympathetic hand holdin’
Because House doesn’t
prioritize humanity a lot
And people think his ego
is swollen, swollen
The Ducklings take some
Educated guesses and hope
they’re right more often than they are
House just rolls his eyes
and stares
He can’t believe
how young they still are
And wants to help them
heal their emotional scars