Here’s one based on an old Trooper song, “Boys In The Bright White Sports Car.” Original lyrics link: http://www.trooper.ca/default.php?cat=lyrics&subcat=70

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“The Ducklings In Their Cute White Lab Coats”

They’re not dumb

The Ducklings in their cute white lab coats

Ignoring House’s hostile glares

Because he’s smarter and wiser than they are

At solving medical cases that are bizarre

It’s House’s show

So he can make cutting remarks that might leave scars

While flirting with some of the girls

And dealing with patients he can’t stand

He’s Gregory the diag-nos-tic-i-an

“How does House know?”

Is what the Ducklings are really thinkin’

Because the ball is never dropped

Even when he’s been taking Vicodin, Vicodin

Wilson said House’s “smugness is so attractive”

And he has to do all the sympathetic hand holdin’

Because House doesn’t prioritize humanity a lot

And people think his ego is swollen, swollen

The Ducklings take some

Educated guesses and hope they’re right more often than they are

House just rolls his eyes and stares

He can’t believe how young they still are

And wants to help them heal their emotional scars