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By Sanlin 70

"When Doctor House Can't Sleep"

Here’s another one from the Crash Test Dummies based on their song “The Ghosts That Haunt Me.” Link to original lyrics: http://www.7ofseven.com/show_lyrics.php?song=14473

 

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“When Doctor House Can’t Sleep”

 

Doctor House makes some patients upset

With his withering sarcasm and gloom

But if there’s ever something wrong with you

You’d better rush in and see him soon

 

Doctor House seldom acts kind

Folks think he’s lost his mind

He hides his inner self away and rarely lets it show

Grooves in his forehead appear

Every time patients draw too near

To revealing deeply personal insights

So he lobs some distracting verbal bombshells

 

Late at night when his aching leg won’t let him sleep

And ideas swirl through his head

He knows if he talks to Wilson then

His friend will comfort his pain and let him rest

 

House uses those insights

When he takes on a challenging case

He devises schemes

And puts ignorant patients in their place

As he waits for puzzle solutions to come

 

He can’t help it if his patients act dumb

And gets into fiery rows with Cuddy

But to look on the brighter side

At least he’s a genius at solving mysteries

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