Here’s one sung to the tune of Tracy Chapman’s “Baby Can I Hold You.” Original lyrics link: http://www.lyricscafe.com/c/chapman_tracy/tracy_05.htm

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“He’ll Insult You As He Cures You”

Gregory

Wishes the pain would go away

After years of popping pills his leg still

Burns and aches as fiercely

As when he first suffered the injury

“Please help me,”

Is all that patients say

But they lie to him anyway

And make up stories

But if Gregory

Gives them the correct diagnosis in time

Then despite their false words

And stupidity, they’ll be fine

Don’t expect House to

Coddle patients when they’re ill

His words come out nastily

But patients pull through

He’s a renegade in the medical community

And doctors challenging him make his eyes shine

He barely tolerates the common herd