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He's Blue
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By Sanlin 70

"He's Blue"
By: Sanlin

This one is purely for fun. :-) It’s a parody of Eiffel65’s song “Blue.” Original lyrics at: http://www.eastsacpetpals.com/sdcskatepage/Eiffel65_Lyrics “House,” “Scooby-Doo” (from the series of the same name), “Yabba dabba doo” (from “The Flintstones”), “Yada, yada, yada” (from “Seinfeld”) and similar references are the property of their respective owners. No copyright infringement is intended. This song has odd pacing/phrasing, so it’s hard to get an exact match for the lyrics/tempo. :-) This is House on one of his 'down' days...

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“He’s Blue”

So, listen up: Here’s House’s story:
He’s a cranky guy that clings to his blue world and from morning to night all he
Sees makes him blue, just like him—he just wants to hide

Blue is House with his blue, morose soul
He makes morbid bets
And his Ducklings are blue like himself as they make their rounds
‘Cause House is starting to influence them, too

House is blue… “Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo” and “yada, yada, yada,” too…. He would die if he were happy…. He’s blue… “Scooby-Dooby, Scooby-Dooby-Doo….” “…Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo….”

House blows blue smoke rings from his cigars and is attractive to ladies with blue in their hair
Bet his sheets and all he sees are, too
He has no girlfriend, or she’d be blue
Blue are the patients that walk around, blue like paternity bets; House just wants to hide
Blue when people repeat what he says and thinks
Blue when he’s hiding from clinic duty

House is blue… “Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo” and “yada, yada, yada,” too…. He would die if he were happy…. He’s blue… “Scooby-Dooby, Scooby-Dooby-Doo….” “…Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo….”

(Repeat last two verses)

He just hides, this blue man House, with blue in his soul
And if you don’t know, yet
Everything is blue inside him
That’s House
And everybody around him will be blue ‘cause he doesn’t want them missing that…

He’s blue… “Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo” and “yada, yada, yada,” too…. He would die if he were happy…. House is blue… “Scooby-Dooby, Scooby-Dooby-Doo….” “…Yabba dabba, yabba dabba doo….”

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