Anticipating the angst-fest surrounding tonight’s episode, “Detox,” here’s
a lighter piece based on the Moody Blues’ song “Dr. Livingston, I Presume.” Original lyrics:
http://www.lyricsocean.com/mylyrics.php?id...,%20I%20Presume ***
“Doctor House, Why All The Gloom?”
Doctor House, why all the gloom
Stepping into the
examination room?
This could be lots of fun
Imagine what you’ll see there—
Things to make you smirk and
stare
Will you tell Wilson?
“I’ve seen idiots and morons galore
How do they even find the front door?
And
they think it’s me they’re looking for…”
We all need someone like Wilson
Thank goodness
for Doctor Wilson
“Paging Doctor Wilson…”
Allison Cameron keep acting bold
Even when House
treats you rather cold
His emotions are starting to show
See him working in the clinic, there?
Idiots with colds
and the flu make him glare
Does it look like any fun?
“He’s seen donors who make appeals
And take
a guess at how he feels
About med students who walk through the door…”
Time to order some ‘thin
mints’ for Wilson
Where on Earth is Wilson?
“Paging Doctor Wilson…”
Foreman and Chase,
what have you found?
Quit arguing about if the world is round—
It just makes House feel blue
Don’t you
see him working, there?
Looking as if he’d like to pull out his hair?
Have you seen what he’s done?
“He’s
saved patients by the score
Even old ladies that he makes feel 'raw
With joy—' but what does he need us for?”
After
all, he’s got James Wilson
We all need someone like Wilson
Quick, someone page Doctor Wilson…
